1) Chinese Proverb: Wise man say that man who run in front of speeding car very very stupid
2) If everything tastes like chicken, then chicken tastes like butter.
3) Grasshoppers are a good source of beef and chicken
4) If your hair catches on fire: panic!
5) Everyone has an opinion though no one may want to hear it
6) We drive cardboard cars everyday. That's why so many of them crash and wreck!
7) Why soar like an eagle, when you can simply ride in an airplane?
8) Where would we be without Jerry Springer?
9) Attention: Scientists spend thousands of dollars to come to the conclusion that Seaweed cannot be subsituted for ice cream
10) Coloring in the dark is dangerous. You may break your crayons.
11) The best things in life are free, though we pay for them everyday
12) Vomiting is a good sign that something is terribly wrong with the current condition of your body.
13) Use bug spray wisely. It may come back to haunt you
14) Tattle tails and snitches provide us insight to the truth. Though sadly when they are gone, the truth is never known.
15) Laughing is a good way to release tension. So is passing gas.
16) People who are nobodies are somebodies
17) Cameras most of the time capture the little details in life that we may ignore. That's why we should brush our teeth daily.
18) People who care about nothing must remember one thing: nothing is something.
19) You live. You die. You eat pie.
20) Riverdance was put here by happy dancing aliens.
21) Mankind's greatest fear is having die-uh-ree-uhh or being constipated.
22) Most people believe that spit tastes nasty. Just remember this when you are kissing someone.
23) They say that it's the thought that counts. I say that you should think harder!
24) They say that money doesn't grow on trees. Money is paper. Paper comes from trees.
25) People who say that they never wear pants are wrong. Shorts are just miniature versions of pants.
26) Age is only a number. Until someone calls you Mr. or Mrs.
27) Cats do not land on their feet.......... on a shooting range.
28) Man who will not stop for speeding car get splattered.
29) Nothing may bring something and something may bring nothing, sometimes.
30) If you get nothing for your hard work in life, be proud. Nothing is something.
31) The term sandwich is often misleading. We think of it as two pieces of bread with usually meat in between. Though sadly, a sandwich is just a witch buried in the sand.
32) If money can't buy love, theny why do we give each other Christmas presents?
33) Boogers are little people that live inside our heads. They come down to visit us from time to time.
34) Water makes up about 90%( or more) of your body. The other 10% is swallowed bubble gum.
35) You will always have friends to talk to. They are called the voices inside your head.
36) In some parts of the world, it is illegal to frown. That's why you should always smile inside.